Dear Diary,
I live in Chewandswallow, but some of the weather here is deadly. In the morning, the weather rains McDonald's jumbo meals, pancakes, hash browns, and milk. I always wear normal clothes and carry a shopping cart or a bag to collect the food.
In the afternoon, it rains coffee. Ms. Sarah always wears a raincoat and brings a cup and an umbrella. She loves it!

In the evening, the weather is deadly. It rains beds, so I wear a helmet, a chest plate, and leggings. I don't bring anything with me, as I'm always surprised because the weather freaks me out.

Love,
Luke